Friday, July 16, 2010

The Happenings




So far this Summer (Oh 10):


One of my close buddies, ala the 'Worm' to my 'Mike McD', places 707th in the Main Event @ The Rio and walks away with $19,263. Not too bad for his $1 drunken entry fee.

My roommate, a rather large though hardly imposing Turkish man, invents the 'Self-Rolling Sleeping Bag'. Ludicrous? Hardly. North Faces bites...at $98,000 per year for the next 10 years, plus residuals. Bitch.

My little brother from college, on $200 cash + Ramen, finds a 30k per year occupation w/ benefits, within 1 month of moving to New Jack City. His babyface 22-year old ass now lives HERE. Imagine that.

MY INSPIRATION, comes with a little help from my friends.

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