Wifey Material (Pt. 2)

If you must know, "Pt. 1" belonged solely to Ms. Thirlby but she's so 2009 ago. No, Twenty-TEN is all about trying new things. Like studying abroad. This broad.

I haven't been this excited since I first heard Lisa P. was back!

[FROM RUSSIA...]

Rap Good, Rockwell

Wake up KrAmerica, it's voting season! And while we're on the topic, I look at this particular portrait and I immediately think leadership. Sure, maybe he's wrong. Hell maybe Robert Stack in suede is a bumbling moron. But I'll tell you what: women love a strapping gentleman who can command an audience...combover or not. Actually, keep a' rockwellin' it daddy. THE SHOW GOES ON!!

II

It's ironic; my last post, while outwardly having absolutely nothing to do with Kid Cudi - somehow - ended up having something to do with Kid Cudi. Forget the sophomore slump, it's a mind game. There's something oddly intriguing about his rhyme scheme. Man On The Moon (OG) had a HUGE impact on my post-graduate-yet-still-very-much-adolescent psyche. And trust me, I'm Totes McGotes ready for another trip.

[REV OF EV NOV IX]

Day N Nite

I toss and turn I keep stress in my mind

[mind]

White Men Can't Funk

Growing Pains

In my previous lifetime (i.e. years 12-16 of my existence) I had not 1 but 2 DMX posters thumbtacked to my bedroom wall. When my AIM screen name was first registered (and still remains to this day) as "Dmx467." Back when I once spent 5 1/2 hours on a Saturday at Barnes & Noble reading E.A.R.L.: The Autobiography of DMX cover to cover, because I didn't have the 15 dollars to spend on actually purchasing 300+ pages worth of Darkman's insight and cynicism.

Yes, it's true: this man is bat shit crazy. Crazy - but he's got moxxy.

[X gon' give it to ya]

Dirty Genes

It could've been worse. It could've been John Footpenis.

[Almost]